Today I gave 2 weeks’ notice to my employer. I have been at the same job since January 2002. It’s time for a change. I don’t have a new job waiting for me. At this time I don’t want or need one.

This will be my Summer of George!

George: Severance package…The Yankees are giving me three months full pay for doing nothing.

Jerry: They did it for three years. What’s another few months.

George: I’m really going to do something with these three months.

Jerry: Like what?

George: I’m gonna read a book. From beginning to end. In that order.

Jerry: I’ve always wanted to do that…

George: I’m gonna play frolf.

Jerry: You mean golf?

George: Frolf, frisbee golf Jerry. Golf with a frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George!

Legacy Comments


get OUT!


Sounds like fun.


Good for you!! I applaud you for doing that!


Aw, man, I’m jealous. I could use a Summer of George…