Generation Deaf in the Glitter Gym

Last month, I posted Millennials Have Killed the Glitter Gym, which describes how this generation with their smartphones has ruined gyms.

People are staring at their phones between exercises. Between sets. Sometimes during the set itself. They are looking at their screens as they walk through the gym. They are taking their $800 smartphones into the saunas. And at LA Fitness, they are engaging with the phone as they walk up and down the stairs.

This problem is worse than just being rude to other members of the gym. It is actually a health crisis in itself.

Recently, I was listening to the Spanish health podcast Salud y bienestar. It’s a little challenging at times for my level of Spanish, which is why I thought I incorrectly translated the statistic that 50% of people between 12 and 35 years old are at risk for hearing loss. It is true. There is even a name for this crisis: Generation Deaf.

It is not just Millenials but it is also impacting Gen-Z.

Yeah, those earbuds they have connected to their head blasting music for hours a day might not be such a good idea.

This leads me to my most recent Glitter Gym story. I was in the sauna this weekend. It was early Saturday morning. Nobody was there yet. It was peaceful and quiet. Then a guy about 27 or so, showed up. Headphones on. BLASTING music. It was loud to me and I was three meters away from him.

Not only did this guy have his phone with his headphones blasting music, but he also brought in a second smaller electronic device. When he left the sauna, he dropped the second device onto the floor. He couldn’t hear the device fall because his music was up so loud. So I yelled at him. Sir! Sir! Louder and louder. Nothing.

I got up, retrieved his device, followed him, and waved at him to get his attention and handed him his device. At least he could see me. What will this scene look like when this guy shows up at the gym with AR or VR goggles in a few years?

The sad irony is this young man showed up to the gym early Saturday morning at an age when many of his friends would be sleeping off a hangover from a night of drinking. He was making an effort to improve his health. Yet he was destroying his hearing, because like others his age he can’t be alone with his thoughts or at least turn the volume down.

Maybe in this story, there is an investment tip? There are approximately 100 million people between 12 and 35 in the United States alone. What companies are developing technologies to restore hearing loss? Between that and tattoo removal technology, us old-timers should be able to make some money off the mistakes of Generation Deaf.


Photo by Lee Campbell


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  1. On a tangential note, I wonder if there are any benefits to using those bluetooth exercise headphones that transmit the sound through your bones. That may be a weird way of phrasing it, but I can’t recall the name of the exact device right now.

    I imagine that actual hearing loss would be less of a risk with these, but has anyone read about any studies on the dangers thereof?

  2. @Ryan – I did some searching since I know nothing about the topic and found this article.

    It does state hearing loss is possible if the volume is too high.

  3. Thanks for the quick reply, MAS. I kind of intuitively expected there to be some of the same risks, but it’s good to see it in writing from others.

  4. “What will this scene look like when this guy shows up at the gym with AR or VR goggles in a few years?” I had to laugh when i read this, that and the tattoo removal business opportunity…

  5. @Matt – Thanks.

    I’m grateful that the youthful mistakes from my era were easier to recover from. Bad haircuts and cargo shorts.

  6. I’m expecting a boom in earlobe repair in a post-gauge world. Opportunities abound!

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